Hello Tuesday

 

What a truly unsual day to make a blog post. I can understand Monday, things start then, I can understand Wednesday, things usually looked summed up by then, even thursday has a a certain amount of blog appeal due to Friday coming up, and the usual expectation of some plans for the weekend, Friday is always a good post because your excited and full of energy, also its short and sweet cause you got move on Friday.

 

Saturday, now there is a post, usually hung over, lots of time to write, and those funny stories of your best friend somehow ending up in your bed get to make it online. hehehe, Then last but not least there is the Sunday post. On this day, your head is usually its clearest, life seems to slow enough on Sunday to make sense of it, so people who post on Sunday tend to be philisophical and actual produces true nuggets of reality about themseleves.

 

Which brings me full circle to Tuesday (note that I slickly slide Monday in at the beginning, ehehe).

 

What does Tuesday mean? Who really gives a shit? No me, I can tell you that much, in fact, I have always generally disliked Tuesday because of its unattractive position in the week. I mean, perhaps by itself it does ok, but againist the other days of the week, not a chance. I mean, you still have lots of work to do, Monday allowed you to realise exactly how much that was, and Tuesday really allows you to feel the frustration of knowing you cannot do it all. Then , ..... then to top it all off, the popular media we depend on to distract us from our lives produces NOTHING, I mean absolutely nothing. I don't watch a lot of TV, but I do like a nice single hour every night of crashing in front of the tub with friends and man nothing clears a room like Tuesday night TV. Mon = 24, Wed. = Lost, Thur. = OC, Fri.= Drinking, Sat. = Cops, SNL Sun = Simpsons or Family Guy.

 

Tuesday, tuesday gives you shit. How about some Wife Swap, and maybe some Biggest Loser.

 

Either way, outside of TV, food sucks on Tuesday too. If you buy on the weekend, when you have time, then you ate the best, and because of the hectic day Tuesday produced you have no time to prep. a good home cooked meal. So there you are, no cash for take out(thank you weekend, hahah) and no time to cook something good. So left-overs, or no-overs tend to take the place of what would normally be on any other day a fine meal.

 

Now look, I know the beatles wrote Ruby Tuesday, and supposedly that is going to make the day better, but in fairness, it is still not that good. Yes, Tuesday, I could hang a name on you. That name would be "Runt Day".

 

A runt is traditionally the smallest, last or worse offering of a given topic. So, tuesday to me, would be the last, smallest crappiest day of the week.

 

Now, just so you don't go getting too jaded, I am happy today. I am actually very happy, but over all I felt the need to write, and I have been saving my thoughts on Tuesday for far too long.

 

P.S Tuesday is also the day when garbage needs to go out, which also sucks.